- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A dyslexic blind man

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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