- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Long joke Your such a downey

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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