What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

TOP KEK

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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