- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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