- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Charlie Sheen is winning

civil rights

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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