- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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