Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Chick Norris... Enough said

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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