Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Women's Rights

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Chris is hairy

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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