- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

what do you call a black guy african american

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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