I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Women's rights.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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