- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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