Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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