- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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