- Anti Joke

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

child labor

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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