- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

your a vagina says you, your a booby

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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