- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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