- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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