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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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