What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

womens rights

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Anti Joke

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