- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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