- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock Knock. Doors open

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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