- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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