- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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