IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Yo mama's fat.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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