I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Indians

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Yo Mama just died.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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