how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Fat people

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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