Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Anti Joke

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