Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

A man was shot. He died.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

N-E Pats never cheated

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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