why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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