what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Worms don't like apples.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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dead dibbs

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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