- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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