A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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lewis=cardiac

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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