- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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