- Anti Joke

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

knock knock who's there? faith

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

my penis

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

knock knock who's there? faith

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

my penis

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

knock knock who's there? faith

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name