Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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