XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

You bumder!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Jack Stevens

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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