- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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