- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

4 hours later.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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