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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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