- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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