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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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