Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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watch me nae nae

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Your're racist.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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