what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Balls

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Your Mom

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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