- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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