Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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