Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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