the power to turn magnetism into light

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Women's Rights

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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HEY!

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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