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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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