this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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