- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Your mom.

nothing

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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